top 5 favourite geek jokes

happened to chance upon the reality show beauty and the geek today on tv and it was hilarious!
during the audition (i was watching episode 1), this question was asked: "which is closer to earth? the moon or the sun?". the 'beauties' gave a variety of answers, none of which was correct of course, lol, some answered that the sun was closer, as it was bigger (actually that makes sense disregarding common knowledge, the closer an object, the bigger it appears, no?) and one contestant actually said that the moon and the sun were the same!

hahaha!anyway, below are my top 5 favourite geek jokes. enjoy!

1. Q:Why does e^x hate going to parties?A:Because no matter how hard he tries, he always fails to integrate.

2. Q: Where does bad light go?
A: To a prism.

3. Two gases are talking to each other and they see another gas walk by. . .
gas 1: man that is the IDEAL gas
gas 2: eww you pvnrt!

4. Q:What did the rock say to the geologist?
A:Do not take me for granite.

5. Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
A: Quark, quark, quark